YOU MIGHT BE A DOG NUT IF...
  (Award yourself 10 points for each yes answer!)
 
 --You feel naked if your clothes aren't covered in dog hair.
 
 --You own more than one dog and can tell which dog threw up just by
 looking at the pile. 
 
 --People say "What a lovely Angora sweater!" and you say "What Sweater?"
 
 --The groceries consists of dog food, dog treats, dog toys, and bones.
 
 --You plan your schedule around your dog.
 
 --You don't care which part of her body Doggie may have licked before
 kissing you on the lips!
 
 --You feed them Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner on the good china.
 
 --You take your dog everywhere with you and leave the car on so Fido can get
 some A/C and so he can listen to the radio.
 
 --You have full conversations with your dogs and you think it's normal.
 
 --You have more dog toys than clothes.
 
 --You take more pictures of your dog then you do of your children.
 
 --You call home during your honeymoon and ask if the children have fed the
 dog and where is he sleeping and don't ask if the children are okay.
 
 --Your dog eats the most expensive dog food available, but you subsist on
 macaroni and cheese and ramen noodles
 
 --You refer to your parents as "Grandma" and "Grandpa", but you have no
 children.
 
 --You force everyone who phones your house to listen to your little
darling woof into the receiver.
 
 --Each one of your dogs gets spoken to in their own individual "special voice".
 
 --You call your own answering machine just so that the dogs can hear your voice.
 
  How'd you do? Perfect score? Congratulations